12/18/2008

I stared at my computer, fingers poised over the home row. I had open my big ass blogging document and idea list, where every half baked musing and “too hot for TV” moment I’ve captured for this project stared back at me. I knew I had been slipping a little lately, but the grim reality of the situation finally hit me like a shotgun to the guts, comedically (and, horribly) cutting my body in half from the waist down.

Even with my customary seven days lead time, I was 18 posts in the hole.

How would I ever catch up?

I knew that in two days time, I’d be leaving for my ten day meditation retreat, at which we abandon all modern technological conveniences, and are also asked not to write. Even as far back as when I started this project, I knew that these ten days would be coming up. When I was still on top of my game, I thought that, with my one week lead, there would only be a three day gap in posts.

If I left now, I’d come back nearly an entire month behind.

How did I get so far behind?

It wasn’t for lack of ideas. My idea list was evidence of that. For nearly each of the 18 days in question, I had jotted down a few notes on an interesting moment or observation I actually had on that day. Each one of these could easily be expanded into a post. Some of them were nearly done and just needed a little polishing. Similarly, for each of those days, I have plenty of pictures of myself, just sitting on my harddrive. With some photoshop love, they’d be good to go.

No, I really have no excuses. There were simply other, more passive forms of amusement on which I chose to spend my time. Sometimes, I simply felt tired of creating and wanted to be entertained.

Plus, you know, I had a lotta naps to take.

I owed it to myself and my audience to be honest with them. It was clear that I had slipped too far behind to continue.

I sat down to author my final post.

In these past seventy odd posts, I learned a ton. We shared some tender moments. Who could forget such classics as: Kick, Push, Coast: Part I, and I Just Want To Tell You How I’m Feeling. Plus, probably the most important event in my life in the past three months, we saw the “Career Student” saga reach its conclusion.

I have no regrets. The project was not a waste, not in the least. I made a ton of friends on “Le Flickre” as well as other blogging communities, I learned a lot about writing and photography, and I generated fun times in an almost innumerable supply. I feel like this project was a phenomenal success in its own right.

And of course, my loyal fans (all six of you) made this process infinitely more pleasurable and were a constant source of inspiration. Thank you, you guys are amazing.

As for me, I’ve got plenty of other projects I wanna work on. I’ll probably continue blogging and taking pictures to some degree, though I’m not really sure how often. I’m sure Ill keep an eye on these communities from which I have gained so much, and I will continue to participate.

For now though, this is farewell.

Catch you on the flip.

PS: I was just kidding about giving up. I’m actually going to restart this project properly on 1/8 (keeping with my tradition of giving myself a one week lead time, the post will be for 1/1!), with a new domain and site redesign. Some people might think I’m crazy, having already effectively burned through 72 ideas. But the way I look at it, those just constituted a long warm up. 2009 is the year I recommit myself to my ascent to weblebrity eminence. Plus, you know, I will keep those posts up here, and egotistically reference myself as I like to do. There were some good seeds of storylines in there I will definitely continue developing. Again, thanks everyone for making this experience as awesome as it was. I will not leave you hanging. Have a safe and wonderful holiday. I’ll See you next year, for real.

My wheels rolled smoothly on the parking structure floor. After hours, it was an absolute pleasure to skate here. The asphalt knew not the wear and tear of the rest of the city, and its surface felt almost polished in comparison.

I usually started my day off with a nice downhill slalom from my car to the bottom of the structure. It was the perfect way to kick off my work day, lingering on the last few moments before heading into the office, focusing my mind and allowing me a little extra time to put on my game face. Similarly, after an eight hour day of putting out fires and solving arcane, illogical puzzles, I tried to get in a few minutes more on the roof before heading home, if I wasn’t completely exhausted.

The air tonight was cold and moist and wonderful, and the city just oozed gorgeousness.

As should be pretty obvious by now, at its core, my story is no more complicated than one about a guy who skateboards, writes code, takes pictures, writes stories, sometimes talks to girls, and occasionally trolls the intermawebs. Certainly, I have my fair share of wild and crazy adventures, but some days are just the basics, and there’s nothing wrong with that. I pride myself on being able to enjoy even the most mundane tasks. Even moments in my life most people would label unpleasant or painful are beautiful in their own right.

Every moment is perfect, just the way it is.

After skating around the rooftop, taking in the night, I drove home, had a hot meal, read for a while, and went to sleep.

I feel bad for those who have to write for video games.

This is especially true for action games, like the Castlevania series. If there is a reason behind why I’m running through an ancient castle, whipping vampires, I don’t really care to know it. Hell, it just takes time away from the whipping! No, whenever dialog comes up, I have my stylus poised over the “skip” button, ready to plow ahead.

I can just imagine myself, still green in the professional writing circuit, toiling for hours and hours on end, crafting a powerful, epic tale of champions, betrayal, unrequited love, and triumph over evil, but in an original way, dashing all expectations and cliché so common to the genre, only to have ten year old kids completely ignore it.

RPG and adventure game writers get a little more credit, as the narrative plays a more central role in the story. It is at least inconvenient to ignore the stories in well crafted RPG’s. Most often, I find myself hungry for that content, talking to every villager, solving every side quest, reading any lore that can add depth and context to the fictional world.

And the writing doesn’t have to be incredible or particularly challenging to have a strong impact; I don’t require game writing to be on the level of King Lear or The Great Gatsby. A lot of the games that have moved me were translated from Japanese, and were easy enough for me to understand as a kid. Chrono Trigger, for example, is probably my favorite video game of all time, and its English translation held up because of its universal themes. Every character had an extensive backstory (as revealed through in-game missions) that gave each credible motivation for joining your quest. Because of the interactive nature of games, it also got me invested in their journey.

It was one of the first games that made me cry.

It was another typical Friday night in LA. There were a million and one things I could do, but I only wanted to do one of them: collapse.

Having just completed my first week of working full-time since the summer, and with the considerable amount of caffeine I required each day to stay productive, I was exhausted.

And so began the almost nightly debate I had with myself. Would I go out or stay in? Having been through this decision process countless times, I knew the pros and cons pretty well. Most of the time, I forced myself to go out, falling back on my catch-all advice to live life storyworthily.

And yes, “storyworthily” is too a word. I’ve used it enough times that it should be, at any rate.

Recently though, my motivation to go out has been in a waning phase. There were so many interesting things for me to do at home. And going out every night was slowly killing my health and productivity.

“Fuck, should I go out tonight?” I asked my friend, not really wanting her answer, but just seeking validation for what I already decided.

“When you’re 80, what are you going to regret more, staying in or going out?” she said.

Damn, she had a point. That was the exact opposite of what I wanted to hear. In fact, her input only complicated my decision. Now I had another person who also thought that going out was the more storyworthy choice, even going so far as to say I might regret the alternative.

But, hey, the story would be boring if it was the same every night, right?

Despite the possibility of getting drunk, dancing with some girls, maybe even throwing up on myself in a truly hilarious Tucker Max’ian fashion, I had no regrets about watching my man Ash get medieval and then sleeping for 10 hours.

Every year, at Thanksgiving, we perform ritual animal sacrifice of bird, swine, and vegetation to appease the ancient hunger of the Harvest Gods. If we perform the ritual correctly, they allow us to survive in our sacred New World for another winter. But if we fail to stuff ourselves beyond capacity, our voracious overlords cast a frozen, pestilent, blight over the land until spring, when we are allowed to collect our dead, replant our crops, and begin anew.

At least, that’s what I’m telling my kids. They might have some explaining to do during their first Thanksgiving celebration in kindergarten. In the parent-teacher conferences that will inevitably follow, I will deny vigorously having told them this version of the Thanksgiving myth, you know, just to fuck with their heads.

Ah yes, nothing like instilling a healthy sense of skepticism and distrust in the next generation.

But seriously, no one I talk to really knows why we celebrate Thanksgiving. It has something to do with Pilgrims and Indians, and turkey, planting fish with corn…?

Plymouth Rock sometimes comes up in these conversations.

Regardless, it’s an opportunity to stuff myself silly. This is a holiday I am genetically predisposed to love.

Today’s company provided lunch consisted of a traditional Thanksgiving spread. Long tables had been set out in the common area, so that we could enjoy our meal as a family, sitting together.

Our company is very big on employee culture. In addition to biweekly free luncheons, we have an assortment of employee activities, both on and off-site. I didn’t attend all of them, but the Thanksgiving lunch was something I could get behind.

Plus, you know, I relish any chance I get to drink in the office.

I had been looking forward to it all week, especially after yesterday’s additional stress. But, speaking of which, I had yet to finish the project.

I got my food and ate it at my desk while I worked.

I like to listen to music when I write code. There’s just something about the gangsta rap that makes even the most mundane tasks seem hawdcore.

“Where you been?” he asked, via instant message.

I had just stepped into the office five minutes ago. My gorgy clock read 12:07.

“Something came up,” I said, nonspecifically. He seemed satisfied with this non-answer. I think he just wanted to hear something. It was my first week of working full time; I was still adjusting to waking up and getting to work on someone else’s schedule.

“What’s up?”I asked, eager to change the subject.

“I’m positively buried here, I need your help with something,” he replied.

My boss is awesome, but he was not his usual, jovial self today. With deadlines looming, and management breathing down his neck, he seemed a little stressed. I was glad to alleviate his burden in whatever way possible.

With most of the stuff we work on, we have some freedom on how we prioritize things and setting our own deadlines. With larger projects though, ones involving several departments and lots of people, we have cement release dates, because we have to coordinate a few things simultaneously.

Being on a smaller team means working closely with my boss, because guess what? We are the team. We are literally the only two people on the web team at our company. And before I arrived, it was just him.

When the shit hits the fan, it occasionally lands on my desk. I don’t mind it, it comes with the territory. Such is the blessing, and the curse, of working for a smaller company. When it happens though, I don’t let it affect my performance.

I don’t get stressed, I just focus.

He explained the project to me. I turned up the volume in my headphones and got to work.

With my penchant for t-shirts, jeans, hoodies, and skate shoes, you’d know that I’m definitely not going for a job in middle management, or anything customer facing, really. In fact, there are few positions that would embrace such attire, maybe “Chief Creative Officer” or “Youth Community Manager.”

No one expects that I’m an engineer.

At first glance, it might appear that I don’t really take how I look seriously; quite the opposite is true in fact. I take extreme care in selecting my clothes and constructing cute outfits.

If something looks sloppy or done effortlessly, trust me, that’s intentional. Take a closer look.

Not that it matters, but I’ve been told that I have a pretty interesting fashion sense. Though not strictly necessary, it’s nice that there are some people out there who appreciate my efforts. Everything I wear, everything I buy, and everything in my house is a reflection of what is important to me and what I stand for. I am in complete integrity with all my possessions, and I rarely buy something that is not completely me. My appearance is an accurate window into my personality.

Of course, my fashion and grooming choices affect how others perceive me and interact with me. This in turn shapes how I will interact with them, which reinforces their perceptions, etc.

I am one of the youngest people working at my company, and I look and act the part.

The CEO of my company sometimes dresses pretty casually, and in general eschews suits and ties. He once complimented me on my t-shirt.

I can only speculate that he wants to be me.

The bill for our meal was $16.70.

I was completely satiated by my “hobo breakfast” and was particularly pleased with the pancakes which were perfectly crisp and fluffy. My date seemed happy with her California scramble. It was a good, solid meal, aside from the corned beef hash that tasted of fish (I suspect they were using the same oil for everything).

I love eating breakfast and breakfast foods. I feel incredibly fortunate to have lived near an abundance of such cheap and greasy, and the occasionally fancy, restaurants in Berkeley. I will eat breakfast foods at any time of the day. Today, we enjoyed sleeping in and didn’t eat until about two in the afternoon.

Before leaving my apartment, I had casually counted the cash in my money clip and commented that we were “rollin’ with nineteen dollars” today. She laughed and said sarcastically, “wow, what a baller.”

Now that the bill had arrived, it was clear that I was about a dollar short. Certainly, a dollar meant almost nothing to me, but in this case it was the difference between a nice tip and a lousy one. As someone who has worked in the service industry in the past, I knew that a tip could sweeten or sour someone’s entire day.

I had some more cash in my car, my emergency parking fund.

“You don’t have any cash on you?” I asked.

“Well, I have some nickels,” she said.

“I can’t leave nickels, hon,” I said, “I’ll be right back.”